var dayOfWeek = new Array();

dayOfWeek[0] = "Beginning of the Geek";
dayOfWeek[1] = "Garfield hates, but we luvz";
dayOfWeek[2] = "Chapapapapapa!";
dayOfWeek[3] = "010011000100111101001100";
dayOfWeek[4] = "Pure Sexyness";
dayOfWeek[5] = "Up is Down";
dayOfWeek[6] = "Why do helicopters<br>eat their young?";

var myDate = new Date();

document.write(dayOfWeek[myDate.getDay()]);